Make petting easier

•January 17, 2008 • 11 Comments

4336.png Install Snap Links
Firefox Add-ons

Snap Links allows users to easily open multiple links in new tabs by drawing a box around them. Links can also be opened in new windows, new tabs on a new window, copied to clipboard, bookmarked or downloaded.

Instead of clicking on each link separately, with this add-on you can open multiple links to (fluff) Friend links at one time. The links will open in a new tabs for each link all at once!

1. Drag the mouse over the links while pressing the right mouse button.

2. Release the right mouse button.

Get your petting on!

•January 16, 2008 • Leave a Comment

(fluff)Friends are social animals! You can see The List of Aizek’s (fluff)Friends, and you can visit their (fluff)Books to pet and feed them!

(fluff)Friends won’t just entertain themselves… they like to be petted!

Petting is a social interaction, so when you’re on a friend’s profile, be sure to pet their (fluff)friend and they’ll return the favor, thus keeping both your fluffs in a good mood.

Earn munny through petting

It’s simple: If you pet someone else’s (fluff)Friend, you receive 5 munny! If someone else pets your (fluff)Friend, you receive 3 munny.

Pet your heart out…

•January 16, 2008 • 14 Comments

Babycakes by Neil Gaiman.

A few years back all the animals went away.

We woke up one morning, and they just weren’t there anymore. They didn’t even leave us a note, or say good-bye. We never figured out quite where they’d gone.

We missed them.

Some of us thought that the world had ended, but it hadn’t. There just weren’t any more animals. No cats or rabbits, no dogs or whales, no fish in the seas, no birds in the skies.

We were all alone.

We didn’t know what to do.

We wandered around lost, for a time, and then someone pointed out that just because we didn’t have any animals anymore, that was no reason to change our lives. No reason to change our diets or to cease testing products that might cause us harm.

After all, there were still babies.

Babies can’t talk. They can hardly move. A baby is not a rational thinking creature.

We made babies.

And we used them.

Some of them we ate. Baby flesh is tender and succulent.

We flayed their skin and decorated ourselves in it. Baby leather is soft and comfortable.

Some of them we tested.

We taped open their eyes, dripped detergents and shampoos in, a drop at a time.

We scarred them and scalded them. We burnt them. We clamped them and planted electrodes in their brains. We grafted, and we froze, and we irradicated.

The babies breathed our smoke, and the babies’ veins flowed with our medicines and drugs, until they stopped breathing or until their blood ceased to flow.

It was hard, of course, but it was necessary.

No one could deny that.

With the animals gone, what else could we do?

Some people complained, of course. But then, they always do.

And everything went back to normal.

Only…

Yesterday, all the babies were gone.

We don’t know where they went. We didn’t even see them go.

We don’t know what we’re going to do without them.

But we’ll think of something. Humans are smart. It’s what makes us superior to the animals and the babies.

We’ll figure something out.